April 2013
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February 2013
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
Goodbye, Sherlock watercolors.
Goodbye, surprisingly compelling arguments for canon Destiel.
Goodbye, Lizzie Bennet Diaries flame wars.
Goodbye, hipsters who don’t know Weeping Angels are terrifying.
Goodbye, John Green randomly showing up on people’s posts. I think I’ll miss you most of all.
See you at Easter, tumblr.
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That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
January 2013
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December 2012
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November 2012
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Just watched Mean Girls for the first time. It’s like a crash course in tumblrese.
October 2012
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So, I’m getting married like for reals. It’s the middle of the night, and I’m wedding planning while dressed as Robin. I’m a grown-up!
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September 2012
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smellslikebread:
So basically I’ve realized...
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I should have warned him about the Reichenbach...
Coworker: Is your desktop Sherlock the show?
Me: YES. Do you watch it??
Coworker: I've heard of it.
Me: Go forth and watch.
*One week later*
Coworker (wild-eyed): We need to talk about Sherlock.
Coworker: *throws hands in the air*
Me: I know, right?!
Coworker: *throws hands in the air, shakes head*
Me: Exactly!
Coworker: I've been on the internet all day. Here's my theory.
Me: Do you use tumblr?
Coworker: Oh, I'm all over it.
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Sherlock series two is on Netflix.
I’m not sure how I found out about it from Netflix before I found out from tumblr.
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I divide my time equally between eating caramel frosting straight from the can and going for runs around my neighborhood. As plans go, I’d say this one’s top notch.
We Are All Americans: The World’s Response to 9/11 →
steeples:
In the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, people all over the world stood shoulder-to-shoulder in mourning, solidarity, sympathy and friendship with the people of the United States. Here are a few of those international reactions, both organized and spontaneous, that occurred in the days following September 11, 2001.
In London, the Star Spangled Banner played during the Changing of the...
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August 2012
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I swear I burn my mouth on pizza three times a...
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timelordy-teganbreann:
pert-lattimers:
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Did a trial run to see if my hair could do anything besides suck when I go to the theatre tomorrow. I should probably just invest in a really nice wig.
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July 2012
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I just watched the first episode of Battlestar...
Oh, hello, new fandom.
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I bought children's Batman masks for me and my...
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I may or may not be playing dress-up right now.
And by that, I mean I am. I definitely am.
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More Conversations with Mom
Mom: What are you always doing on the internet? All you do is read and smile.
Me: tumblr! tumblr is beautiful, and everyone can spell.
Mom: Do you have to pass a special test?
Me: You just don't follow people who can't spell. So much better than facebook!
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Me: *reads and smiles*
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Outwardly calm. Screaming on the inside.
Just found tiny ants in my cupboard.
And in my Whale Crackers.
Which I had been eating.
This is the opposite of what I wanted.
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While we were watching a documentary about Star...
Boyfriend: I need to go to a Star Trek convention at least once before I die.
Me: Me too. Can I come with you?
Boyfriend: Absolutely. I'm more than happy to change the things on my bucket list from "I" to "We."
Me: *nerdfighterlike*
June 2012
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I need more Cabin Pressure in my life.
This is a thing that I want.
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My boyfriend gave me an actual deerstalker for Sherlock Day!
And Game of Shadows was super awesome.
And he thought Sherlock was excellent.
And, yes, I am wearing the hat right now. It’s an ear hat! I think I’ll make it my official tumblring hat.
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
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So my new boyfriend and I have a major date day...
in which we plan on watching Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows because I haven’t seen it yet and BBC’s Sherlock because he hasn’t seen it yet. We’re calling it Sherlock Day, and we’re going to have cookies.
Best relationship or best relationship?
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So, here's a fine how-do-you-do for my first day...
I managed to work a 12-hour shift and only get paid for 8 hours because we’re not allowed to do overtime right now, so I clocked out at 11 and figured I’d finish my assignment in about an hour, no big deal. No. It took me FOUR extra hours due to unforeseen circumstances, and it’s a good thing I like my job because I had big plans for hamburgers and an all-night fanfiction-reading...
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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
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Tumblr won’t load more posts. Facebook won’t post my whiny status about the internet being too slow. UPS won’t load the tracker for my Doctor Who towel.
What am I supposed to do? Go outside?
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Yesterday, my cousin was playing with a large bucket. She put it on her back and meowed. I asked if she was a cat. She said, “No, I’m a snail,” like it was the most obvious thing in the world. In all fairness, it should have been.
Thank you, Spongebob Squarepants.
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